What To Say If You’re Not Comfortable Traveling During Covid-19 – The Onion

What To Say If You’re Not Comfortable Traveling During Covid-19 – The Onion

With the resurgence of the novel coronavirus, the thought of boarding a plane, bus, or train can be quite daunting. Here’s what to say if you’re not comfortable traveling during the Covid-19 pandemic.

“I look forward to seeing you if our civilization endures.”

“I look forward to seeing you if our civilization endures.”

Assure them that it’s not personal and that you’ll jump on a plane in the event the virus doesn’t end everything.

“I’ve already made plans to have Covid-19 then.”

“I’ve already made plans to have Covid-19 then.”

This is an unassailable excuse, and it’s up to you whether or not to follow up by actually contracting the disease.

“If I didn’t give you guys Covid last year, I don’t see the point in trying again.”

“If I didn’t give you guys Covid last year, I don’t see the point in trying again.”

You gave it your best, but some things just aren’t meant to be.

“I’m on the no-fly list because of my acts of terrorism.”

“I’m on the no-fly list because of my acts of terrorism.”

That’ll do it.

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Source: https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-if-you-re-not-comfortable-traveling-during-1848238425

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