With the resurgence of the novel coronavirus, the thought of boarding a plane, bus, or train can be quite daunting. Here’s what to say if you’re not comfortable traveling during the Covid-19 pandemic.
“I look forward to seeing you if our civilization endures.”
“I look forward to seeing you if our civilization endures.”
Assure them that it’s not personal and that you’ll jump on a plane in the event the virus doesn’t end everything.
“I’ve already made plans to have Covid-19 then.”
“I’ve already made plans to have Covid-19 then.”
This is an unassailable excuse, and it’s up to you whether or not to follow up by actually contracting the disease.
“If I didn’t give you guys Covid last year, I don’t see the point in trying again.”
“If I didn’t give you guys Covid last year, I don’t see the point in trying again.”
You gave it your best, but some things just aren’t meant to be.
“I’m on the no-fly list because of my acts of terrorism.”
“I’m on the no-fly list because of my acts of terrorism.”
That’ll do it.
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Source: https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-if-you-re-not-comfortable-traveling-during-1848238425